Post Script: 120am, Friday, 29th June 2007; Azzai Dot com computer Centre; Kuala Pilah, Negri Sembilah Darul Khusus – adapt Perpateh – Matrikulasi UKM filled with lovely students of 18 – is it? I have come home to talk to the pork seller regarding the pigones home – is it? Or to hide behind ma and pa’s you-know-what. Please read on and stop using trees as sign posts, electrical posts, just stems [not stem cell research – USA – am not finis (as Chinese ‘macchaas’ {dt: ‘MOTHERS younger BROTHERS WHOM WE ARE SUPPOSE/RIGHTFULLY MARRY/WED} say) with you just yet, more coming your way next…stop shivering and threatening me by sending nuclear (war) ships to India- they said don’t want you to cum isn’t it? Is it? Sivalingam – my da jkust topld me about this…more later;am not scared of you but am very scared of … erad font size 8 below….shaking and shivering like a leaf in typhoon but simply cannot edit that out-lah…sorry…very sorry…bieribu-ribu minat ampun dan maaf (DT: thoursands andthousands of request sorry and sorry; not DT: thousands and thousands of apologies).
I was just different in Kolanteh…now I feel different but what was said had to be left as it was…minor editing went on coz still want to live a life of independence and free….more ware on US next … blood diamond, organ harvesting, bish fires scycling within white hosue and around USA carrying green cloth bags from giant of malaysai… celaka Hush Puppies, (DT of Celaka is Celaka means something like bastards…is it?) killing yuounglings of cows for shoes…I too got cheated but what to do, comfort first-lah! No more, after these shoes are torn, will go with Japanese slippers only I think…don’t know, see where the flow takes me.
Congratulations to tony Blair for beign the middle-man for peace in middle east between Arial little mermaid Sharon and poor people of palaestine…Sir, please do your bit and have a fantastic time at Jeruselam but I am watching tyou too…be caref……. Soft-heaeddd-hammers…typing very slowly and carefully…no offece meatn, jstu neing a rakaayat (DT: Citizen) of Malaysai…also please talk to Bush and Howard to sign the agreement –
the following flowed at Kota Bharu, Koleanteh, Peninsular Malaysia but I’ve also inserted some stuff from PELITA for you re-reading pleasure…have a jolly good time and put-lah pfasdfjeiojfr. sikit.
p/s – 1:37am; 29th June 2007; AZZAI DOT COM COMPUTER CENTRE; PC1; kuala pilah, Negru Sembilah, Darul Khusus. Opposite Sai Mall
Please don’t cut off the tree branches that crows rest on especially at Jalan Bandar 1 & 2 (is it) of Taman melawati;
But am not fish with you MR. Bush, be very careful in sending me messages, I got worried a bit when you went to Rome to bitfh about me and my messages nit with… but now angry coz you’re touching India uih! Soft-headed-hammer coming your way soon – soft headed coz of micorsoft and for all the aid you’ve been giving the world… you not bad but the killings mst stoplah woi! You can do it…just employ me to replace Ms. Condalec(s)a Rice…sorry ms. I must take over wprld peach/… the environment needs a voice and we the Malaysians are already uelloing out lopud…hear us.
Oh!oh! we mustn’t talk about the demised Mr.Moorthi who worked at the shop cashiered by Jenny the thuggy and her husband the thugs and his friend thugs at Permai Court 2 of Ampang because I am very scared…shaking…. Sorry! Maybe another time when I feel brave or pissedwith someone or something or somebody or someaaughtperiies////
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6th June 2007; 10.31am/Senangin Restaurant, Perdana Restaurant, Pantai Cahaya Bulan,
Post Script:
is this what we call musing….or musang (Civet cat) do you know that a musang pandan (malay) or punugu poonai (tamil) or _________ cat (dunno in English as this is a local cat) peed on my ma’s head from a hole of our roof at Kuala Pilah and she smelled so good for a week coz she didn’t wash her hair…she smelt divine just as I do now… do you think some giant cat is going to pee from our roof the sky through the hole in the ozone layer mr. presidents (bush fire and Ronnie of Australia) and is that why you have not signed to Kyoto Protocol. Mr. Ronnie of Howard Sir, what the fuck are you talking about economic downside if you sign the KP? Have you no brains in that bald head of yours, do you want to die? Why don’t you commit suicide like the Japanese Agricultre Minister and get another PM to sign the KP – stop caryying USAs balls and have a mind of your own – or are you too scared of your own mind? It’s true…read on about Ken and Terry the thugs of Chinese origin (I have their bosses mobile no) I might hire to kill for RM500 per head…
I have just had a scrumprumptuous breakfast and my eyes parked on the 2 electrical sockets dangling from a tree, the wire is nailed to the tree right under the plant that is growing on the coconut tree, these sort of plants are called parasites living off of host tree – the coconut tree (just as I am a parasite living off the energy of the beach and people here). I get very uncomfortable and begin to sweat. This means there’s something wrong with this. I mean trees posing as lamp posts is not natural or is it in Kelantan?
I don’t know why I am here but I think its called synchro-destiny or Synchronicity – please read Dr. Deepak Chopras book entitled ‘Synchronicity’. Something strange is going on here, people here seem to read my thoughts and provide me whatever I want without me asking. Eg, at the burger stall, earlier, I wanted to know what a ‘hamlet’ was because it was definitely not what the ‘shake the pear’ wrote as the local burger boys were not English savvy (I have photos of them but will stick it in later – the cables are at the shit smelling Permai Seri unit that belongs to that bitch Catherine – wow! It does rhyme doesn’t it?- she’s going to jail soon with Anuar the Jeruk!) Anyway, one of the voice in my head wanted me to buy it but I was so stingy to spend RM1 as I;ve just had RM22 worth of food at the beach … yummy! I had …later… but I was just quiet watching the boys go about the pan with skill and gusto and suddently wallh…they extend the hamlet to me and I took it gleefully … you want to know what it is? Pix later…It’s an oblong bread, with fried egg and kaya sandwiched in between … now can egg be eaten with the sweet kaya? What is kaya? I think its made of egg yolk and co…can I ask anyone here…the shop young women got excited when I queried and we huddled and had a small discussion – 3 of us – the conclusion is that kaya is made of egg, coconut milk and gula melaka (brown hard sugar) – all mixed into a concoction that lasts for a day unless you have a refrigerator…the ones that we buy at shopping malls/centres consist of preservatives – bahan kimia (chemical materials)– as I told them…see exchange of information took place here at the nameless warong (stall) if only we open our hearts and talk to the local community…is it? Dunno what I am doing here but it feels good and right. What is right? What is good? Can someone enlighten me? My furors are laughing their head off in my head…hhhmmmm! My@ God! We are Arrognat lot!
7th June 22007; 3.13pm/Senangin Restaurant, Perdana Restaurant, Pantai Cahaya Bulan,
Who is we? I took a mouthful of this delicious food and thought a moment…I decided to bold the WE = the international & local community (society of the world) in my head…but my brother-in-law sasi (van’s – now its Vann’s hubby) think that I have some other people/species/entity speaking through my brains and that I have lost my own brain… does this make sense…where is … can’t write anymore cause body very upset..need to eat first…more later… just ate another mouthful..a voice told me that I am evil vs good and I said ‘than ku’ that sounded like Kalai my cousin saying thank you in a funny way when he’s in a good/bad/sarcastic mood…does this mean that I am using Kalai’s brain to talk Mr. Sasi Daran?
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Do you want to know what I had for dinner and where? Please don’t be jealous. I sat by the beach (about 5 meters from coastline/sea – what happened to the 50meter buffer zone uh?) flanked by fluorescent tube rolled around with green luminuous paper that made my red handbag and my body guard (red colored pepper spray key chain BODYGUARD TG 2508) DEEP red and dangerous. My roof was filled with distant stars. The western sky consisted of a large light – I think it’s the joint venture satellite project by
Different time and different location but same day…do you get me…I just write wherever I feel like and whatever para…
Right now my roof is blocked by a large/plastic/colorful umbrella. Just now, I was sitting under the roof without any blocks…a cute chubby young girl gave me a fixed smile…why? Dunno. She’s bored and looking at me from her dinner table with/amidst her parents who are enjoying their food quietly or solemnly as I was earlier.
All I want to share with you is about what I ate but these btiches …voices are not leaving me alone…phd courses running in my head ma…Chinese collogqeae;al way of saying…he!he!@
I had Ikan Bakar (DT: burnt fish / Not Direct Translation: Barbecued Fish – I think!) – I had siakap (I think its pomfret – need to study the chart produced by the Fisheries Dept that was at Wetlands International and GEC and I am sure WWF too have it – my next pit stop before walking out I suppose…do you know that I walked out of Wetlands International without any additional renumeration unlike others and out of GEC with negative RM465 – Faizal, please-lah bank in my $ at HSBC acct: voices told me not to display my acct no here as people might withdraw cash…what .. the RM8.70 that I have there…why can’t I have a minimum of RM10 to withdraw? Why do banks make our life miserable with little, little disturbances that make people give them small, small monies, 8.70 x 5 million people (or 5 billion) is big money you know…don’t be stingy like you know who ok??? Is this how you fund projects on community and environment – your way of giving it back to people as and how you want for whatever you choose it is…varutttu gowravam (tamil word that means useless ego – is it) like little mermaid is it? Please refer to amaravathyNone.blogspot.com on
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Since the tree does not have roof above its foliage as I have right now [sitting under Chinese yellow-colored-red-flowers-painted Umbrella that is dangling unside (a-new-word-to-be-dictionaried) from the roof of the restaurant that is now being cleaned after breakfast, In preparation for lunch by the local community – waitress and waiters - of the Kota Bharu]. I just had a heart rendering conversation with one of the over-sized local women called I__ who mentioned that she too is not heard. Apparently she had taken the concerns of the customers [makan (eating) community] with regards to the tree that is now posing as the tiang lampu (light post) but was scolded by the Lord Voldemort/authority of the Senangin Restaurant that she as the engineer know better than the local community or the eating community, such as ME. I have to mention the malay words in English for the S-O-B’s outside
Post script (now you know what a post script is?) – 7/7/
Wouldn’t it be nice to be sitting here by the beach and bitching about people/issues instead of getting stuck in your cubicle/office/hole-in-the-wall/toilet/hotels/flights/CARS/etc. I am having a wonderful time of my life…are you? What does this mean? You don’t know what you’re doing right? Don’t know to enjoy life right? Read today’s NST, someone talking about hotspots for internet for all people to work at alternate places…don’t copy.
Now, can trees (my/our gods) be treated as lamp posts? Can somebody shed some light on to this light-less issue. What happens when rain water gets into the outlet/socket? Would the tree explode? Would the electricity trip (as in the shit smelling unit of Seri Permai that belongs to the btche Catherine and jeruk (pickle is it?) Anuar the real estate agent?) I think this is one of the few times I have laughed since I left
Nagu, is that you in that kancil with numbe plate WGU____, that just passed by me…why stare like that, very dark-lah the place as no moon or lights like KL - cannot see much..sorry! I am suspicious of everything that moves, I feel like eyes are boring holes through me…is it becaue I am cute with _______ ior is it becaue I am a cons=troversial writer, my furors want me to write in full but am stubborn today..the local community here are changing me with their loving looks and soft voices, they are so nice to me that aI cnat use much unfacorable language…sorry gurus/furors…he!he! Thye said they understand as healiong is taking place…don’t know how long this sainthood will alst... anyway, I think satellites are watching me and peeping into my rooms…what to do? My eyes keep parking on the big light in the western night sky and a voice is telling me that the international/world community is watching me because I’ve said some big stuff that average people don’t understand about…eg________ don’t want to name names here-lah…maybe back in KL, I might start being the elf queen of lothlorian forest… in the Lord of the Rings movie/book…Peter Jackson sir, can you fund my writings … I came here to recharge batteries (am not UFO yet) /rest/sleep/ but ended up fidning a big part of myself and creative juices are flowing like big time … so much to do/see/write/experience/dance/sing…where got time to zzzzzzzzz….ALSO SOsssoo tired-lah!
Now, back to electricity, do you know that the fans and lights at hotels are left switched on all the time? How umuch energy is being wasted? Is this frivoulus behavior necessary? Why want to be wasteful when the energy need of the world is increasing and the source of energy is being depleted. Fossil fuels are running out…not here…that’s another article on renewable energy that I will be posting later through the internet café around Mcdonalds at Kota Bharru that I ihave ye to discover.
Post Script – Just found a small/hot/dingy internet café run by a young man and his baby on the lab for small kids playing video games. It is an effort by some women association – thank you. I don’t have to drive 8km or 12km into Kota Bharru to paste my story..its just here around the corner of the resort…
Aiyoh![Direct Translation (DT): aiyoh: special term from tamil to malay : the meaning : say it loud and feel it]. My furus just enlightened me that the article is going down here to shed some light on to this light-less issues…GURUVEH SHARANAM… here it comes…please don’t judge me. This article flowed in that hotel at Ampang Point after I listened to a CD that mysteriously ended up in my notebook OSHO…who put it in my notebook OSHO uh?
Please-lah! Kaalileh Uluvuren (tamil word: imagine me dropping on all four and touching your feet) – my mothers/fathers gene ma…he!he!Indian drama queen or what…existence is taking care of me, otherwise I won’t be sitting by the beach enjoying venus on my left and stallite on my right and all milky way galaxy above my head with the gentle breeze caressing my skin and having the most beautiful timeof my life…what are you doing now…stuck in a cubicle/office/toilet/hotel…doing soemthiung you thi9nk you should do but have no direction – going around in circle as my OSHO says … he’s right you know…you work so hard running form place to place for what? Retire is it? You trhink you can be quiet for awhile? Actually you are running away from your mind (I am saying this and not osho coz he too was a bit mucked up) that is constantly questioning you “where do I go after I die?’ Am I right? Please don’t tishoom me for disturbing your sleep tonight. Do you understand how I feel now, being awake is not an easy thing especially when the whole world is asleep…scary man…somebody help me! Mr. Kamal Hassan have you lost weight to come see me…renew me Mr. Hassan! Dunno what I am saying … is it? Read on…
RENEWABLE ENERGY MY BONY ASS – Siapa Kata Energy Boleh Renew (who said energy can be renewed?) What can be renewed? Soul/Spirit/Body?Mind? How? Source-less source…NADA BRAHMA or hug a tree or love a cow/dog/cat/ anything that does not have a mind like humans..uncosnsoius humans actually…what is unconscious? I know…what? Asleep or Awake? If you answer neither (as Wani of the STAR did) you are alright but if you answer you’re at peace watching Tamil/malay/Chinese/English drama serials (like the WAni of the STAR), you are DEFINITELY ASLEEP. What is asleep? Not rolled up like a prawn under your blanket? Its ‘MAKING DON’T KNOW’ to your own voices. How to be awake? Sit/lie (like baskaarn does) alone and watch what’s going on in your mind, watch/listen/don’t’-judge or make comments…just watch the steady flow of traffic and/or jam in your head…slowly you’ll notice a pattern. Then one day you can silence your mind and allow source=less energy to fill you up and renew your …what? Body/mind/soul/spriirt/thinggamanji/gingga/all…then you don’t need that poiundamavarne photovoltaic cell the
Am going to the beach to read and laugh and commune…jealous ah? all world is my home and all people are my siblings (except you know who who…bush fries/little mermaids/…you-know-who! Men in general or society at large or what??)
Lass week (is it?) the first japanese agriculture minister (is it ?) to commit suicide since the world war 2 when fucking
(P/s – 28th June 2007; Thursday…nope…its 29th June 2007; Friday; 1/09am); I don’t want to fuck with the authorities…am sorry…very sorry…anyway I asked this question to the doctors of wad-psy-1 (DT: ward-psychaitry-1) and within a day or two (insure as was too drugged opr short term memoery ;ost) I read that Malaysia will now have luxury centres for recreational drug abusers…thank you very much for listening to me. We love you
answered ‘very upset-lah’…sorry furorus… not the nazi furors ok…my furors/gurus are divine and I look divine sitting here at the stone table and chairs of Pantai Cinta Berahi [Tok Guru (Chief Minister of Kelantan is also called GURU as he’s a religious authrotiy – I wish he can sheld some light on me) – minta maaf (sorry)– I am calling this beach Pantai Cinta Berahi] (NDT: Love Lust Beach) because even the mosquitoes are going in pairs..there’s so much of love and lust here and its apt to be called just that – I am going to have it my way – sorry!) My furors told me to forget about asking for gurus/people to shed some light as we know all burt refures to believe..is it?
Iminta maaf to battery beeping … gotta charge it… more later ..
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n somebody help me send money to my parents? It’s now
Actually I made a mistake with the address of this all-the-time-festive-24hr- establishment: it is located at No 76 & 77, Lorong Memanda 1, 68000 Ampang Point, Mukim Ampang, Selangor Darul Ehsan (I don’’t know why we do it…recently we started having 2 additional names behind each state name…why uh sultans? Bored with life is it? TO ALL THE SULTANS OF THE EARTH, THOUSAND APOLOGY IF I HAD GONE POLITICALLY INCORRECT..soorry! I just could not help it!
Postscript *Scared* am typing so softly…don’t ‘tishoom’ me the monarch of
Cont. I sniggered laughing at what I had just gibbered and god scolded - my fingers – poked myself in the nose – apparently cannot laugh coz people here are very conservative and don’t like to be happy – is it? Or is it a propaganda of the UMNO supported medias such as.. oi.. wani, what’s the paper that you write in???? U agve never met such lovely and friendly people, behave yourselves and stop lyingto innocent/ignorant people of west/south/north/sabah/Sarawak/kuching people of
Dei Bush, What the fuck is renewable energy man? Can somebody tell me if I can call this man dei/ or tambi? Not you Khairul bin Abdullah .. you and I have bio-field connection – &^%*()@ connection, go ask MR. Subramaniam (sir name we don’t know…dei what is your Sir NAME SIR? I still don’t know).
Anyway, what is renewable energy Sir Mr. President Bush? I don’t know? As far as I know we have coffee/water/thanni/food/piss-drinking-singaporeans/nuts/leaves/fruits/semen…fucker baskaran…my-complexion-my-ass…and/foscilfuels…is it mr.bush? Ladies and Gentlemen (another time for these terms)…fuckers and fukcies (as my Punjabi male friends say for female fuckers) of the PLANET CALLED EARTH, any idea how long we have petrol (in your car and underground garages – OPEC – Machett is coming your way – actually-just-soft-rubber-headed-hammers-coz-i-still-don’t-know-the-boss) …only 50 years…or lesser, last I had this illuminating discussion with Baskaran was in 2000 but I think these fellas will continue to say 50 years for another generation and then suddenly say finis (as chinese say)!
Anyway, what is renewable energy…my BELOVED GURU – MY LOVER – COME FUCK ME OSHO – GURU (I LOVE HIM) told me that there is a sourceless energy…yup! I have felt it…wanna try…oi…don’t try come *&^% me ok…just go to that shot opposite Laxmi Narayan Restauran at Lebuh Ampang, 2nd floor and look for OSHO’s Nadabrahma (apparently now they know about it coz I had to scour the entire deck for don’t know how long to identify all OSHO’s cd’s …buy all or am gonna come after you too ok…support the foundation…BUT grtheraera thingamnagjis do copuyimng-lah! Buy original ok…anyway try this CD but before that
Log on to www.osho.com , go to the section on meditation and click on NADA BRAHMA, then read what to do before listening.
Make sure to shower (must be clean and cool coz the experience is HOT), shave (oopsss don’t) …have long sleep before that – be fresh – sit very quietly (inside/outside/allaround) then listen to it and do it (the action) conscientiously … do you know what is AHEM BRAHMASMI…Wallah (Ya! Allah) you will feel god, all prophets,all living things, existence, you become 1 and UNDERSTAND what you are and how it works, after that you come out of the room (cannot fuck wife/girl friend/all coz you would have experience what god is and be very quiet and happy just to be alive…no more cheating peoples money and you will want to hug tree and cry and feel the pain our beloved environment is feeling. Dei PLUG MY ROOF…THE SKY NEEDS US…she’s crying…please Mr. Bush, I beg you…kaaalleh viluveran (my guru said I cannot do that but I can coz I can if I want to guru can wait outside for a while ma) I really mean it, I will touch your feet if you sign the KYOTO PROTOCOL (see the mother’s genes…we Indians and touch the feet is legendary…every day affair in tamil movies…tcheh! But am will to for my EXISTENCE- MYGOD – MYOSHO-FOR YOU & ME.
Mr. Chow KOK Kee (a man I admire-a-bit (furu saud toi add) coz he thought so many how to fight for/at international environmental conventions for our rights (?) and what’s it about; can we go there tomorrow with the documents to White House…shall I pack my bags…if possible now…this is to urge them.. Do you know that the white house sends about 10 or more experts of various fields to international conventions to argue over a single word for 3 days out of a 10 day conference while countires like Mlayais is represented by perhaps 2-3 officers of old age/young that want to experience the how it feels to be there? Is this fair? Do we have the resources to be the voice of world environment/existence?…with me .. you do…coz I am a force of nature chosen by the existence to represent em…am still recreating myself .. se you soon fully loaded…after t’ganu (my edx-boy-friend-Fendi-of-terengganu-called-me-AMARGHA-back in 1990…more later).
SOMEBODY IS ASKIGN ME AM I A PROPHET OF DOOM. My message, enough we have slept…time to get up and go WITH THE MEASURING TAPE TO CAPE CANAVERAL,
Q: Can we stop all of these and get on…
A: What to get on , this it for today…isn’t it enough to keep you awake in bed. Aren’t you now worried of what-not (a term very gladly used by baskaran and entire clan) (think of (armededdon…pooopsss. …just invisible harmful rays and gases…FAizal please illuminate theses idiots …no need in tamil since I am here…come get me…am captive here.. Faizal…am scared…Pleaese come now. ) falling on your roof…I have been … you have no idea…very afraid if high speed fans (above numbers 2 sometimes 3) falling on me at night…why uh? GURU..pls explain, bahasa/English.tamil, please…gotta really think about this one. Why KANDASAMY 9apparently this one involves him) gotta run to bed and huddlle under the bed for a communion with myselves/ourselves…scared of window coz of …CIA/MAFIA..ma.
Dear friends, I am very scared…something is happening…amn very scared…and scarred. Please HELP the WORLD and me.
I was just scolded by an old prune who wanted me oout of this place, apparentlu I am taking up too much space in his vacant shop…*&(*&*&Y(**&
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Deleted P/s 1.17am; 29th june 2007 (right)….just deleted all gibberish on me and Kamal Hassan…but leaving out some memorable one.
Dear Mr. Kamal Hassan…wehrer are you? Actually I wanted to write a fuck …but my fingers need to be exercised…jabbed…poked…prodded…yummy! Been solnga ‘sollunga naan ennapannuvathu’ (Not DT: what am I o do..(is it)?…DT: actually tell I what do )…I just ssaw you bit her ass..in that bithc am jealous … why not me ah! Want to bite my cute ass …her was a ….ccanno ell nut actually I am supposed to say lots of dirty thingy because am not …body very upset …haven’t us ed my fingers yet…I forgot how to masturbate…actually what I wuld like is a warm and
Oi…
Is it ok to fuck a male onlu? Please tell/advice…stillevloving..furur said wea re eveloed alreaduy but sexaulally not uyat lah…teach me a gingga or gtwo pleaes …simple malay/English/tamil/p;lease
“why don’t you come an teach me a thing or two?’ I saw your dane=ce in the kalyanaraman movie…”vettiaya madichhu kattu…blah…blah” … I sawa your actions all , what were yu ding?Were you possed? Am I? Did uoui know ..waht..idnian women have beautiful ass and tits…tits and ass…they’re big isn’t it…what are we saying when we ..by covering them so much..wathc your vetti paati (above) … women tereh wer e … go see-lah…I just saw all my chinese macchaans (some relative-indains are melodramatic that when we lioke someone we like to clal them relatives) each/every time I see n hear the word ‘colloquail”
I love this song…aaaraaroh aaaraaaroh nee veroh naan veroh…existence is my parent and she/he/it taking care of me/us…do you want the translation..ask me nicely and I might tell. I hace lot of compassion (I think) … let me ttarnslate…aiyoh (DT: Oh My God! – not swure)…direct translation : sounds ….nee: you …can’t tell coz English does not justify the bueaty of tamil language…do you know htat we indains have 144 wods..and not just 26 meager words..in English…’shake the pear’….ha1ha1 gotta exercise fingedr – middle one – is it…aiyph! Where is the fucking nail clippers I foeget to ask …my body is upet…Mr. hassan COME NOW! HA1HA1HA1KDLJFA EWF
This is gibberish to remind all of us our late guru osho that fuckign bish fires killed – arson ijowekld…martcheertt is coming hyur way…am carzuy missing osho…he hsn’t spoken to me forl such a long time, how that haopend..go fuck yourselves…that’s why! Mr. President, why did you NOT send your hit men to fuck me today? Am horny…xoz of goring pisang is it? What is h=s? want to know more about goring pisang…go to this place in Taman Melawati, jalan Off Klang Gate, you go st..
raight pass the muslim cemetgary (ooohhhooohh) am scared…v.scared…then…oh! its on your right…go straight (whycannotbend) until you find restoran ‘Nut & Nuddles” a muslind run show that sells all sorts…yu can…praatcialallyu eseaealwrrkoe
NOBODY WANT TO TALK T (furus said small letters too loud) right…Here in Malahysia we say “PADAN MUKA” and ohso says ‘KENA GIBBERISH’ – skeletons in the cupboard…that’s all fornow cos need to go exercise yuou know what….balah…blah…we are so mean……toay czo he nto here…who? Dunno? I think mr. hassan…lose wait and coema hafa]refj894
Actually I don’t …please fuck off and leave me alone for 2 hrs…why? Dunno…
Please don’t judge me..I am very very scared of all…even my hair…she’s dropping away coz I have not taken my calcium tablets. Why? Constipation? Is it? Where is my cozy little office with my 2 plants to complete my life…or I don’t know perrhpas I can type outdoors under the huge tree out side the Kuala Pilah Subramainam temple – actually I wrote this as I was looking at the huge tree that is located within the Subramainam (lord muruga) temple at my home town Kuala Pilah…. Actually we have decided to never use the word god-forsaken ..why? coz we are here…
Dear friends, the huge tree that I was thinking of using as my office have already been butchered/murdered..sob!sob! where do I go to complain?who can we take action against? Where do threes go after they die? Can I visit him/her/it after I die? Do we know? How come? Can I try to find out and give you the answer? If I do, will I too be killed like osho? *tishoom* 2 chinese boys turned up at Permai Seri Unit and gave me an astounding information, it takes only RM500 to shoot another human being like baskaran…shall I?what is happening? Is it so cheap to kill? Is it legal to kill? Why did you keep quiet when saddam was killed? ASLEEP IS IT? If I become the President of fuking
I AM THE FORCE OF NATURE BACK TO HAUNT ALL THOSE THAT RISK WORLD PEACE AND THE WELL BEING OF EXISTENCE…
not you the rakyat…
p/s-1:18am; 29th June 2007 – I am leaving all as it was rpeepared at
…wherever as my home is the entire world but not within 4 walls…roof ik…any progress on…the measuring tape? Mr. Chow Kok Kee, can we leave to
I have to ask this ..:why si
Can I see the content of teh Nuclear treatu…actually aI don’t know muh about nuclear stuff coz they’re too big or toto small…what is the treaty doing about it…I saw it shoot out of my ROOF the SKY..where does it end-up? Does it explose in/out/within atmosphere? What happens to it ah? Is that the mother-fucker that is causing the hole my ROOF? There’s more but now now…see my fingers don’t want to let me =go yeat.. why? Don’t know , no one to tell me also right…kesian I (poor me). I heard M’sia is going to use Nuclear Power for electricity as ganti (alternate) for fossil fuels…need to speak to Prof. Sukiman Sarmani of UKM … he looked like Baskaran long long time ago..I think I had a crush on him when Baskarna was in Kalanag Prison…he’s now the dean of post graduate studies at UKM…But I think he’s very political now…is it? More later when I know more aboiut nuclear energy and its good and bad? Does anyone know anything anumore? (its now 12.16am of 7/6/07 and the warongs (stalls) are rather vacant but am cought in the furios passion for wiriting…so much to say…what to do … werhe to go to write…BACK TO my room at resort…aiyoh yhyr karaoke there-lah…noise pollution exceeds accepted decibels (DB is it?) of 500 is it…Prof. don’;t-know-whats-his-name-toldmeallaboutitatUKM…learned lots there…)
Why did Pakistan lauch underwater (sea/marine) missile …forgot …cikgu Ismail, please remind me…(he was the most handsome teacher I had way back in 1985…I took tuition from him and he said missile issues ICBMs and Sea, Land, Air Missiles and another …c…we know lots ok)…where ah? Did anybody check out how much damage they caused to the underwater life forms or the earths crust? Why we make don’t know so much? ‘Where do I begin’….I need some answers to be able to be abke ti sleep at night or else pleaes send smaller version of kamal…yummy!
Can we go now to enjoy…poarteh…why am I doing this? So that Malaysian Airlines can make profit Is it? RM133.1m …wow! Whats with dis foreign student identification card…where have I been? Today I went to the police station and …. Is it a figment of my imagination? Or real? Or fantasy? Ha!ha! How come I am alone in this? Whre are my 2 plants? Why no access to internet? Why is the dog howling> scared uh! Who is that dog? Want some chrysanthemum tea? Come see me. I want to talk? Do you? Are youu ready for me now? Havae you done your research? I need MAS to give me unlimited acces to their flights for me to travel free of charge to all/any part of the world to cover issues related to existence/environment/nature/people/poor/women/children/Indian/local-communiyt/UFOs/etc. I will agree to publish in my blog and in their in-flight magazine if you agree…what say you MR…..
HAVAE A NUTTY FESTIVE SEASON AND FUCK OFF FROM DFAJR39RI32R gibberish! Did youu try that ? Nice uh! I heard you….actually no cosz I am gibbering all the time here in my head and to osho….isn’t it osho!&^%%%*?
I am going to go under-covers and do-you-know-what…don’t put your camera there please…actually I don’t know or know what I want…must commune and cum the community…then can think better…perhaps then, the vulgarity will lessen…would that be nice? Or what? Dunno coz no balls to talk to me right? Scared ah! Aaahahahahaha … I don’t have a matcheet in my room at all…not even soft-headed-hammer…ha!ha!
Thank you for your patience. I love
Dear friends, my notebook osho just detected wireless networks (not one but 3) here at
Actually I just watched BBC News just now and missed you!
scared
Please come and talk to me…scared ush! Why am I being watched? Why? Please tell me what is going on? Shy? Where is my coffee…ooopppssss…body..
(male) nice smelling body next to me..actually hugging me and caressing me very gently…very…very gently coz am afraid to be crushed by weight of other bodies…figure…ooops. You are a kadhalmannan-lah (DT:LOVE KING) … Mr. kamal hassan, how many womenhave ou fucked…lte me know-lah…next to many toerh questions on edxistence, etc. this was a another burning question that I ahe me…number what/ actually cannot-lah…you are too big fo…ooopsss…not like that…your ziwe…body is toobigaforme..amtoohotorwhat?
Dear Friends,
Light a boltning if light...RENEWABLE ENERGY’ my head is hurting and I want to go under the covers and remain there for a long time...cannot-lah...my feet is so mis-behaved. I just heard the CD and wanted to run under-covers… please listen to this…
Renewable energy? Uh! I heard that too. What do you know about this? Is this solar energy? WHY CANNOT SAY SOLAR ENERGY…what is this jargon renewable energy, wonder how much of our (?) money was spent to coin this term – paid PR companies and copy writers right? Or did you sit by a river and created this word, do you know OSHO sat by rivers and came up with all the meditation techniques (7) (e’s my lover ma…Chinese colloquaial way of saying it…am laughing…trhank you …cbs …another day) just like that…flow was there just like the flowing river…meony won’t make you flow…relaxation does it…
WHERE IS THE MOVIE I ASKED TO PLAY AROUND THE GLOBE ‘CONTACT’? Have you made any arrangement for this? Who is working on this? What is the organization structure…c this is how NGOs will do to safe the environment, can hyou? Must do now….show me the movie man…am sitting with TV here…all of you…oi…come to pelita and sit with me and watcvh the moveie man…only if all in world watch with me as
“All WORLD is my home and All People are my siblings” WHAT TIME AH? TODAY WHAT TIME? Abang-abang, adik-adik, datuk-datuk-datin-datin, ibubapa (RAKYAT),
Tak mau cuti-kah? (direct translation: Don’t want holiday-kah?)
Putlah pressure si,kit (direct translation: put-lah pressure little) abang/adik/kakak/mm,….fuckies (a term coined by my male Punjabi friends for female fuckers)ha!ha!heeeehooooheeee am scared…ha!ha!
I AM A FORCE OF NATURE, DON’T FUCK WITH ME, but actually I am very scared of You (the smallest font fuckign bill gates can give…why cannot make small is it…small.&(*^*^ uis it?.
Please don’t touch my feet because if you do, I will immediately drop on all four and touch your feet too because we are all the same…you are my god as I am yours…Existence is our parent here on earth. Environment is our home and guardian on planet earth. In the end we become ONE! Please touch your feet and pray to yourselves. Love yourselves , touch yourselves... I wanted to say (am very hot now coz very shy) masturbate but cannot because I saw some of you touching yourselves…please do it in the privacy of your home/office/toilet/hotels/etc. btu not in public because we are still evolving…me too…maybe just for a short while, lets see where we get by next week.
Do you know how solar e is harnessed? How much do you pay the sun for sunning by the beach? Do you burn certain amount of cash and release in the air for the sun to collect? Ha!ha! Who do you pay for solar energy? You pay the producers of photovoltaic cells. What is this pundamavane cells? Photovoltaic cells are the giant sheets of don’t know what that is usually placed at roof tops etc. to get maximum exposure to the sun. This fucker traps so much of the sun and releases it as energy vvveeeerryyy slowly …converts into energy such as THE electricity [and what not…I think ENSEARCH (an NGO – I don’t know much about – GURMIT are you there…he is a true conservationist – I think) is involved in such project – energy conservation…
what is this pundamavane (DT: son of a cunt – isn’t this apt?) cells? Or pundamavale (DT: daughther of a cunt – is it?) cells? Can somebody tell me? who are the fuckers producing it? Can the rakyat know how the heat of the sun can be trapped by this cells?
Nombor satu – 1stly or (direct translation: Number 1), what are the components of the sun? I want the whole list…even if the list can circle around the globe and come back the this god-full-off-naski-kandar-pelita-restaurant. I want the list, even if we take one week to read it. WHAT ARE THE COMPONENTS MR. BUSH, I believe fucking
First we say the morning sun is good coz got vitamin D. Adakah (DT: got ah?)? Siapa makan (DT: who ate)? Where is the doctor who told the sun ray got vitamin D? Who is he? What is his name? I want to see him. Father…I told you I wanted to be a doctor, you-lah so poor, believed that fuycker kandasamy will send me to fucking Indai to fucking manipal to sgydui fuckign medicine…what happened, fucker fucked and left…aiuyoh (DT=Special term, say it as it is and feel its sound) kadavuleh (DT: GOD=ME)…manipal…am coing after your nfor charging sooomuch…. I hread that only abpout (50) % is it? goes for education …others go to where…around the world spent on womanizing..or maniiziongas (new term coined today + manizing – what do you think…how come we women did not have a term for this ah? Why you think we are not itching to fuck around ah? Actually I wanted to write I too and stopped becaweu that’s not what I want…doyouwant to know what I want, read until the end…last statement…aiyoh! Very shylah…covering my face)….don’t know… heheheha hahahhhehe am cominga…..
Now, porr bush fore adn little mermaid are shivering luife a leaf in typhoonm….wjhat have hyu mad3e me…
Actually osho is touching me now and am having an orgasm…ooohbhhhh…this is nice…just kidding coz scared…also I had orgasms each time I read the article on Bush Fire/LittleMerrmaid/ Spieldberg…etc. what a joke.
Now, after finding out about our vitamin D as one of the SUNs (Dr. Sundari this is not you, am talking about the actual nuclear powered sun) component.
Now this poundav,sadfno cell producers, do you know what the sun is made of? How it works…each moment there is a massive nuclear explosion is going on … the sun is a continuous explosion of nuclear …what-not…NASA help me here…or are you too paid under-table money by bush fire like he did against Kyoto protocol (KP)? I don’t know whats going on with the KP but it won’t leave my mind perhaps KP is also the short form for Kuala Pilah or the name my ex-punjabi-group-of-vulger-men-used-to-call-me-when-we-drank-at-Brickfields-Kajang-Bangi-pubs-etc. I fucked…letme see…Acitot, Bob, Kissed let me see..Itto,sparko (very sexy young man who look like whatisname..some
1st you said sun gives (in plastic packets is it?) vitamin D. Then you told don’t go to out from
Then sunddenly one day you say…RAKYAT…you here means ……………… the sun has many harmful rays but we still don’t know what…PREPARE THE LIST NOW.
Now that you know how long foscil fuel lasts (Read My Article Yesterday Right…illumination right? Fucker NAMBIB or NAMEEM or BEEBBEEPSPEEDYGONZALES at the RECEPTION OF the GOD-FORSAKEN-NASI-KANDAR-PUNDEK-PLACE (actually god is here when they play the prayers coz it moves me to tears) abducted my CD and have been keeping it under wraps …ooopppss under ass actually. Celaka India Dari Chennai (DT : what is celaka in English? I think it’s a special term like amok…hence in English CELAKA: Indain from Chennai – this is PR
…dunno why so jealouse to give people u knowledge…kedekut ilmu-kah (DT: knowledge stingy-kah?) I am so angry…Do you know if you give knowledge you gain more…idiot…stingy like van and valar…ha!ha! ssorry akkas… (Annex 1 carries my apology to all fuckers/fuckies).
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As I said focscil (cs or sc uh?) fuel lasts for another 50 years it seems…BASKARAN, remember we had this illuminating conversation in the car, sooo openged’ on the way to don’t know where …in 2000 or when uh? Am sweating coz almost lied … anyway, I think even now the experts are saying another 50 years – betulkah, IS IT TRUE? can we ask PETRONAS, SHELL and ESSO’S R&D teams. Actually I want to know what’s their plan? DO you know these oil producing companies have secrets too…I think…
I heard that they have heavily funded Research and Development Teams at the SHELL AND ESSO AND PETRONAS..(I am coming with a matchett … actually soft headed hammer because I don’t know the leaders..memememe – if I am, you’ll go bnacrupt coz I will spend it all on pundamavane…renewable…energy ffrom the sourceless source..more to come…I just found out that you all know about nada brahma…OH!MY!GOD! … I feel like fainting…am I crazy or what…can I run away to some ashram in TIBET and hide for awhile coz I think I feel like vomiting now…stomach hurts…actually I will hide under covers first…gurs sais…actually I can’t believe this…to laugh, to cry , to what////??? I can’t talk anymore…ery very scared…fucker bill gates, make-lah smaller fonts..oh!oh! he’s gonna make…fadskf0e0rq34)
All below in small caps and font size 8 – just got sms but scard to read…what to do…
Shall I run away for awhile, find out more and come back? My car maybe towed soon as 3-months payment outstanding, must sell insurance but doc. but policy with baskaran, must pay Citibank RM500 (just found out that …. Can I have some privacy please…can’t I write first and then use a thumb dfrive to send the article to you?...shaking…with don’t know what…why?)
Citibank called and said that my minimum payment for this month is RM660 as the total has exceeded RM 200 to RM9200.
cause exceeded RM50 to a total of RM9050 and also this month insurance payment goes trhough Citibank RM175 plus RM570…want to know more…pavin, ma,pa…so mich top do and am hiding here…hwo to run…
I WANT TO GO home to Kuala Pilah to be with my family today. Pleasea let me see my loved ones…Pavin too (esp.).
“SINCE I HAVE NO INTERNET FACILITY AND OFFICE FACILITY AND THIS PLACE IS VERY SLOW IN EVERYTHING…I have gone into silence once again and am shutting off my mind to be in my heart. When I get what I want, you may start reading and laughing again”.
But completed the bwloe……butr I have lots of compassion, hence I leave the following for our pleasure…
Foscsil (sc or cs uh?) producers can we know the budget and what’s their plan in 50 years? What are we to do with our cars? What is going to happen to my poor SPECTERA KAI? Then what, we need to buy other types of vehicles or start jogging to work? APA PELAN BROTHER? What IS the plan brother? Please listen to the CD below and tell me what is this that is coming from the outer space, thoruhg win and air…through molten core of earth..blah…blah…THEY MEAN THE SUN….right? more money for copywriters…go sit bu the river outside ampang puteri specialist centre…best idea will come….
I have many questions but the only one I want to know is after deciding if the sun is good or bad for us (don’t give me morning, evening sun…business…speak science in simple/rakyat English/malay/tamil please) List of all the sun rays components - actually put it in a table Microsoft (Bill Gates…I’ll talk about you later…dunoo good or bad..) Words – open table – make 4 columns (1. no. 2. component of sun(science and rakyat terms-both), 3. good(%), 4. bad (%),…keep going until the end … don’t know right? Do you know scientists of earth or should we ask the photovoltaic pundamavanes so that they can manipulate the outcome too suit their needs (don’t know) …RAKYAT OF MALAYSIA shall we take them to task … soon we too might go for solar energy coz sometime ago the army tried it and thought too expensive…at that time in 1995/6 – when my prof. (was it Prof.Dr.Jamaluddin Jahi or Prof. Samad Hadi –s sexy name uh! or who?) told us, I thought why so cheao and stingy like valar and van…sorry akkas….ooopss…refer to annex1… like ypouknow who… actually I feel so sorry for them that I can cry anytime…thank you guru for holding me together…I will die here and now if not for my guru OSHO. I LOVE YOU OSHO…i think we’ll do that later….he!he! YUMMY! My guru said they think we are kidding…no…you won’t know anyway…please remove cameras…we need privacy tonight…guru says they’ll put nmore careama..ture ar? Am laughting..
But now I think its good coz
(DT: banana fritters – my favorite but must be very soft – from veryveryripebanana…guru just said…thye may think old man…..fuck off…what do you know…wanna try some… we are going crazy today, the sleep did us good..thanks) after sometime…dunno….better know now. I think South America has already started practicing … was it
oi….researchger of the workd run around to all countries that has photvoltainc pundamavane cells and see how long ehyt ve used and see tge outcome… I think this is very urgent and important …
Friends,
We Must KNOW what we are going to do before subscribing to it. Our representatives are always going for the (am very scared, earlier was very hot but now shaking) monies. STOP itlah…no need for money too much … don’t be greedy…see what happened to OSHO…he bought 93 or 97 rolls rouyce on a single day from U fucking S fucking A and wwhat happened…tishoooom…got shot and died …oh!oh! sorry that was Kennedy…they were smart…they killed him slowly and surely by arson…liiitttle by lltiotle…bloody rats…no BALLS to talk to him and scared he might mersmerize it seems…scared got not faith in yourself is it…fools…
SINCE I HAVE NO INTERNET FACILITY AND OFFICE FACILITY AND THIS PLACE IS VERY SLOW IN EVERYTHING…I have gone into silence once again and am shutting off my mind to be in my heart. When I get what I want, you may start reading and laughing again.
I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF EARTH AND THE BRILLIANT SON IN THE SKY BUT I WOULD NOT WANT TO GO TO THE SUN…WHY? I NEED THE LIST OF ITS COMPONENTS FIRST…give me the list Mr. President.
I have a story to tell about renewable energy…I have the answer…OSHO told me…want to know me, give me the facilities and I want and leave us alone to commune. Actually I was making a drama to introduce you OSHOs Nada Brahma CD…since tambi/nimbi/nambeeb/beebbeep…what-not (baskaran loves this word, does this word exist> please tell) did not give you the cd…Apparently you know about it…tcheh! No climax –lah….heheheehaajajajhaheheheh am scared….I AM THE FORCE OF NATURE and am not scared – at all…thanks to all of you, I slept so well last nite (just a minor confession – I took an anti-depressant-don’t’knowname…will try without it today…)
L laugh a lot vwhn I speak about osho…best…pleae let me go home to Kuala Pilah today. I have not been reading the papers or watching TV since don’t know when…was terribly shocked by the reception I received yesterday that I fell to peieces and forgot who I was and where I am…and all….thank you to my gurus for showing the light…
Can I go home To kuala pilah now…am scared
Dear friends, Actually, I was quite confused about my destinations as I am still evolving and need to know more. Also I adopted a no-plan life style to flow with nature sometime ago and have almost lost the ability do things in chronological order – as far as my life is concerned. Right now, I would like to be driven to Kuala Pilah to visit my entire family, spend sometime with them – maybe about 2 hours (more or less, let the decision not be mine) and then visit OSHOs ashram Switzerland and remain there for awhile to recuperate and learn more before I come back to the rakyat of Malaysia to scold more people…ha!ha!ha! I don’t know. I know what I want to do until
HOW TO MAKE THIS ARRANGEMENT – I did not write this…get me…I think sometimes that there’s something that’s sabotaging me here…but my gurus are taking good care of me. Please help me see my family before I leave the country for awhile.
I Love
Am just kidding…please send a male up to see me. I need to be with my parents for a while…please don’t harm any in my family…I love them so much…
I am holding all together well and thanks to my gurus.
ANNEX 1
Where is annex 1? I don’t know because I am shaking like a leaf and my body is hurting…heart too…
FUCK OFF…I/WE ARE OK AND AM GOING HOME NOW…PLEASE give me privacy.
THANK YOU. ALL THE WORLD IS MY HOME AND ALL ITS PEOPLE ARE MY SIBLINGS BUT KUALA PILAH IS MY BIO-FIELD – as Mr. maniam..waht is your sir name SIR…ha!ha!ha!
I am extending my stay for another day (indefinitely) and be back later from Kuala Pilah. LOVEYEALL.
I APOLOGIES (THOUSAND APOLIGES – pix me with both palms together at my chest with a turban like the famous Indian guy _____________ (forgot namelah, youknowwhy) in mind-your-language movie shaking my head left and right– ha1ha!ha!) for not doing this yesterday … tak cukup tidurlah (not enough sleep)…I am doing this – leaving this image cos I deon’t want you to touch my feet and make a god because you are my god.
What about this
Tiu-nah-seng, tiu-nah-mah….hiyah…apmacakma…FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE….he!ja@je4@ RP493084LFDEF[4Q3
However please protect me…
*scared* pls tell wahts happening? Why like this? Wh’s this? Suddently things appear in my OHSO notel=book..whos’ putting em here? NASA? Microsoft? What? People of Kelantan/ tok Guur? My furors? Bukit Aman/ Police force/ femalies? What? Pleae advise!
Do you want to know what my feet did last night, snooping around a black Perdana at the PErdana Resport (wow! It rhymes) of Kota Bharu, Kelantan… it was the car of the director of BPR – Badan Pencegah Rasuah – Anti Corruption Body – I think my body/feet got very excited with the book found in that car by Jack Higgins entitled “Mind the Keys to Hell” – is it Mr._______? Is your mind a cure or cruelty? So, we snooped around to find out whatelse was in the car… was it illegal? Nope because people have been snooping around my notebook – OSHO – don’t lie to me coz I know – anyway my feet took me to my car that was parked in the vicinity and showed me the book I was planning to read “Agenda 21” by local authors of UKM…and I was very proud and started giggling…am I insane or possessed? Or simply arrogant? Please advice.
Answer to the question of what I want now…
4.12am/6th June 2007/ Perdana Resort, Pantai Cahaya Bulan, P.O.Box 121, Jalan Kuala Pa’Amat, Pantai Cahaya Bulan, 15710 Kota Bharu, Kelantan, Malaysia.
12.10noon (date as above, venue – Senangin Restaurant at the resort above) – the waiter just rolled the egg omlett cart out from restaurant into kitchen and the noise sounded like an aeroplane taking off – or was it UFO landing/take-off…am I insane/possessed like my ma and pa and entire ramily of 15 think?
Cont/ from above
I am sitting on one of the single bed of this Cik Mek Molek (petite Ms – yakah?) standard chalet that costs RM109.00 nett – a special prize offered for school holidays – writing this piece – actually thinking about what to write because is has been 2 days since I last created as fafatheprotonsalesman was keeping me company and it sucked out all my creativity juices….hhhmmmm…thank god he said no and ran with the tail in between his legs..god is great…I AM GREAT! Nowadays I go straight to the point.
Bahar, too tucked his tail between his legs and said got work and need to return to office – earlier he said took whole day off to be with me but when my first words to him was “you’re not getting any from me”… its good to go straight to the point and find out what people are all about. You should do that too. Instead of using my materials to do your pieves with no regard for the creator – that’s plagiarism (copy cat) u know…janganlah buat I sakit hati – quote me-lah …don’t use me. since I am at a beach, I feel somewhat healed, otherwise I would be running after you with a cahir…cau c=hi ai.. chinese dirty words are ready to flow but must coprk it-lah …coz this is kelantan and must eespect tok Guru Nik Aziz –
Eg. I requested for the receptionist at (09) 7744 000 to give me a discount of RM40 for 4 days and was gracefully rejected after checking with the management that consist of a single man. Upon hearing my suggestion for him to discuss with management and let me know, he said ‘tunggu’ (Direct Translation – wait), put the receiver away from his smelly mouth and had a loud discussion with another male next to him asking him the same question that I had posed. Then he said to me ‘saya sudah discuss dengan management and we can’t beri discount’ (DT: I have discussed with the management and we can’t give discount). Alas, I will have to cut down on coconut juice as they are delicious here. I just got a 50cents discount from a warong located parallel to the beach next to the Pantai Cinta Berahi (or Cahaya Bulan) Beach that is fully booked for school holidays. Does school holidays means office holidays for parents. Jolly-kah? Why did Cinta Berahi (DT: love lust – is it) changed to Cahaya Bulan (DT: light moon)? Is it because ‘cinta berahi’ connotes sexual fantasy? And/or Cahaya Bulan reminds us of the moonlandingthatnever tookplace or tookplace at the gold forsaken
Do you know FAFA (or FUFU or FEFE)? He’s the salesman of the proton saga/wira/etc. rejected my plea to hug me to sleep…studpid…what a lost…actually very smart coz very worried kena buang on the road side of Perdana Resort Charmingly (uh!?) Different (Uh!?) as kena next to Pantai Cahaya Bulan Resort that is fully booked right now. What does charmingly different means? This is their motto here-lah…aiyoh kadavuleh (oh god = me) …definitely didn’t pay copy writer well or didn’t sit by the beach a lot…I understand because she the manager does not know that pokok (tree) cannot be lamp post…read on…
Do you know who owns these resorts? I am going off tangent - please refer to its meaning in artice…which one ah? at http://rojak-malaysia.blogspot.com or http://SambalPetali.blogspot.com, stay with me please – STUDPID- there are many small motels available but almost all are deserted coz these to big-braders (brothers) own the best piece of the beach. Did you know that 50m of the beach (I think when high tide – short term memory lost of ex-ganja-or-marijuana-addict is still questionable) belongs to the public (not pubic as Mr. Menon wld have it…sorry sir?) – as Prof. Jamaluddin Jahi of UKM – but this piece always kena curi (DT: got steal) by BIG BRADERS (dt: BIG BROTHERS), WHY? The poor or small minority have no representation right? I sincerely thought that it was/is different here since GURU Nik Aziz is in-charge but its too soon to take him to task as I just arrived yesterday and spent some hours wondering about the FAFA (or FUFU or FEFE) and what a STUDPID bangang/tolol/biadap/callouse/varattu gowravam (DT: Useless Ego – is it?) kind of a male species. You know, he cries over his ex-female species of origin, in my car immediately after ougling at me sleeping and confessing that he’s sleeping with a GRO and calling his life style scandalous – flagitious life – is it? COPYING my article flagitious life at http://amaravathy1.blogspot.com-if its-still-there is it? Since many rakyat (DT: Citizens) of Malaysia is arming themselves with dictionary to read my article, I brain washed (BUSH FIRE – I am not one of your black-suited-ray-banned-thugs-that-goes-around-zapping-minds-of-UFO-abductees-and-eye-witnessess – pls refer to httap://amaravathyNone.blogspot.com title: War on US) his brains using my brains (not in a sinc of course) to write his story and views in Bahasa Melayu (DT: Language of the Melayus) to help us understand that mind of a male species of origin. Lets draw a petition to request him. Am so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thank you for allowing me this wonderful space and privacy FaFa or FuF or FeFe…. Gonna commune with my community (I also have international and local communities in me k). By the way FAFA or FUFU or FIFE also write but throws away scraps of paper…I believe we all want to be an aspriring writer…just write whatever that come to your mind in wahterver voice an dpaste it on a blogs tie and send me email at amaravathy.sivalingam@gmail.com – is it still working/operasi? You know my emails are operational only for 2 days, then need to do another but this one will remain coz I am confident of JARING the service provider, but givelah more space kedekut (stingy) like van and valar…ha..ha,., its amaravathy@pd.jaring.my
